Saturday, August 18, 2012

At The Close of a Sweet Summer



It has been a wonderfully busy summer with a bit of sunshine between the rains. But you know me, I don’t mind the rain at all, in fact I love it! There is something poetic about rain. It urges reflection, it’s God's way of cleansing and nourishing the earth. Besides, the drowned rat look seems to work for me in a quirky sort of way. At least, if I am having a bad hair day (which is most days), I can blame it on the rain (which is most days).  
As summer winds up, we begin to prepare our hearts and minds for the unthinkable….Quinn’s first day of school. Yes…I don’t quite know how to feel about it, but Quinn is ready and excited.  He has his backpack, lunch gear, and school supplies. Seems like a lot of stuff considering he’s only going for 3 hours a day to his little school. The other larger schools in the area require the kids to wear uniforms. I have to say after receiving the sales flyers from the local shops, that this is a brilliant idea and very economical.  A 2 pack of boys pants only €6 and a 2 pack of white polo shirts €3.50! And what little boy doesn’t look adorable in a school uniform? (I think I’m going to get those shirts even if he doesn’t have to wear a uniform.)  I’m sure we will soon post the pictures of our little man heading off to school….waaaaaaaa!!! Pray for me.

Have a Good Day Y’all!

One of the things I did miss this summer was celebrating the 4th of July. The last couple of years I have watched fireworks in a Cracker Barrel parking lot in Virginia and Illinois. I will say, however that the holiday didn’t go totally unnoticed in Ireland. There were Independence Day celebrations in Dublin, Limerick and Moneygall (ancestral home of Barak Obama...or should it be O'Bama) and there was a nice sale on “American” goods at the local grocery. I knew this because I received the sale flyer(again) and the very back page was decked out in red white and blue stars and stripes in honor of the American holiday. At the top of the page in big blue letters it read “Have A Good Day Y’all!” I wasn’t sure whether I should feel offended or just laugh. So I laughed.  It’s no different than Americans advertising everything they think is Irish with a leprechaun.  The sale in the flyer featured food items typically thought of as American. They included burgers, hot dogs, BBQ sauce, peanut butter, muffins, chocolate chip cookie dough, pancakes, maple syrup, and cola. They got that right.


My Oh My, Stick it in a Pie!

My actual leftover pies...lovely
With a smaller fridge than what we have had in the past, I have learned to manage our meals in a different way. Gone are the days of too many condiments and leftovers that take up valuable space. Does one really need 8 bottles of salad dressing and 6 mustard options?  Well, maybe but I am beginning to like this more streamlined system. I have no need to stockpile canned goods in case we get snowed in or for Armageddon and luckily, we aren’t Mormon because we would have no way to store a years supply of food in case of emergency. I am in the habit of cooking to have leftovers. With leftovers in the fridge I don’t have to bother with making lunch the next day. We just revisit and pay homage to meals from our recent past. Since we no longer have the space to do that, I have found a solution to leftovers. I stick them in a pie. It always looks impressive. It looks so good, who really cares what’s inside, right? Leftover stew is perfect for this. It is really hard to make the right amount of stew for a small family anyway. No worries, stick it in a pie! My new solution for everything! I am sure that soon Andy will be experiencing (but maybe not enjoying)  lasagna pie, chowder pie, potato soup pie, spaghetti pie, pork chop and brussel sprout pie, salmon and asparagus pie, Caesar salad pie, veggie burrito pie, stir fry pie…. I mean really, the possibilities are endless!
Ok, for a while there I started to feel like Forrest Gump. I’m glad I got that out of my system.

A Vision in Bacon!

I mean...come on...pretty close, yeah?
Speaking of food, we had a divine moment last week. No, we didn’t see Jesus in a piece of toast, or Mary in an egg yolk, but as Andy was preparing a bit of bacon for Quinn’s breakfast, something amazing did appear.  We realized as the bacon was shrinking and crisping up in the pan that it was forming in the shape of ….could it be? Ireland! 
Is this a sign that we are meant to be in Ireland?
 Oh yeah, we are already here….so that came a bit late. Well, all funning about signs and visions aside, Quinn enjoyed his crispy Ireland bacon none the less and we had a good laugh.

Cheeky Boy!

Quinn worked out a difficult puzzle recently. I told him what a wonderful job he did and asked when he became so good at puzzles.
“I’m a very clever boy, mommy.” said Quinn in a very matter-of-fact sort of way.
Good to know.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

The Life and Times of a Confessed Sheep Addict



Life is rolling along here like the gentle green farmland of County Mayo (did that sound Irish?...probably not, but I tried). We are settling into a daily routine as we continue to serve the churches of Calvary Mission. We are learning more and more about our new surroundings as we chat with local folks, enjoy fellowship and work with our church, and visit our town’s museum and points of interest. I have been taking lots of pictures as a hobby to visually record the places we have seen and things we have done. As I was looking through pictures from various days, I realized that I had taken a disproportionate amount of pictures of sheep. I don’t have more pictures of sheep than I do of Quinn, but its close. It is true that every time I see a field of sheep, or a sheep next to a beautiful tree, or a sheep next to a stone wall, or a sheep with a little lamb, or a sheep by a shimmering stream, my index finger starts to twitch and I feel the urge to take another picture.
 I love sheep. I can’t get enough of them. Quinn understands this urge. He sees sheep and says “I wish I could run out there to that sheep and hug him and he wouldn’t run away”.  Oh, he gets it alright. The problem is that I see sheep every day! They are literally everywhere we go in Mayo. How many pictures of sheep does one person really need?  …apparently, for me, hundreds.

Quinn is developing a bit of musical talent. He used to ask us to turn off the music we might be playing and singing and dancing was definitely out of the question. The creative and musical culture of Ireland is starting to rub off on him. He is virtually a one man band all of a sudden. Maybe he has been influenced by all the street performers. On Wednesdays at the bookshop, sometimes Quinn will perform and Andy will talk to people and hand out free encouraging literature. I am not sure if his talent is attracting people or driving them away. You be the judge.

Yeah, maybe we will work on that a bit.


In May, Andy and I celebrated our 20th wedding anniversary! We took a quick 2 day trip to County Clare and County Galway to celebrate as a family. We saw Bunratty Castle the first day and the cliffs of Moher and the island of Inisheer the next. Quinn collected sea shells, played among the castle ruins.  It was a beautiful family outing that we will always remember. We also went to Rossnowlagh with our church for a weekend retreat. We had worship services each day, ate and recreated together. It was great craic (fun…pronounced crack).

We are still learning how our language is subtly different. Different meanings for the same word catch us off guard sometimes. For instance, the word craic (crack) I used previously. If someone were to say to an American, “we are going to have good crack at the church retreat this weekend” we might be thinking we needed to find a new church in which illegal drugs weren’t part of the worship.  Just sayin’.

Here's another one: the first few weeks we were here we wondered why people would say they would call, then not call and just show up at our doorstep. Of course we weren’t bothered at all by people dropping by, we actually love it. We figured it was just a cultural quirk until we finally realized that when they say they will call…it does mean drop by. If they were going to reach you by phone they say they will ring us. Oooohhhhhhhh……now we get it.  Also, a store is where you buy groceries and a shop is for everything else. If you say, “I went to the book store”, we get a funny look….like we eat books for dinner.

Well, that’s all for now…I am sure there is a sheep somewhere that needs a portrait taken. I also need to have crack and roast a book for dinner!

Friday, May 4, 2012

Settling In



Hello all!
We have had a crazy but wonderful couple of weeks getting settled in our apartment in Castlebar. We are well and getting adjusted. I won’t bog you down with all the details of getting phones, a car, car insurance, utilities, trash service, internet, visas, licenses….but I will say that the Irish move at a different pace than this Yankee girl is used to. And that’s OK. Andy's hair is gone and what there is left of it is gray, but I’m good with a slower pace. It’s not uncommon to be stopped in the middle of the road while 2 cars passing one another stop to have a nice chat while you wait. We have found the people of Castlebar to be friendly, warm and helpful. It’s quite nice.
Many have been asking me what the differences are that we are experiencing (especially food related).  

Here are a few:
-You have to have a license to own a TV. I thought maybe this was a good idea because TV can be as dangerous as driving a car or owning a concealed weapon but the locals insist it’s just another way for the government to tax you. If you find joy in something, the government will make you pay for it.

-Our apartment is heated with kerosene oil which is very expensive so we rely mostly on burning peat briquettes in the fireplace in the evening.

-It’s not even close to sandal wearing weather yet.

- I have to convert speeds to kilometers, pounds to kilograms and cups to liter portions, etc.

-Electric showers.  Just push a button and you get the perfect temp and pressure. But don’t forget to turn off the power to the shower, if you do and you try to use the other bathroom you will blow a fuse.

-Quinn is very confused by the different terminology: Cookies are biscuits, soccer is football, french fries are chips and chips are crisps, bacon is rashers. 


-Money: the smallest bill they print is 5, so they have 1 and 2 euro coins which add up fast when you forget those aren’t quarters in your pocket.

-Cars drive on the opposite side of road and drivers on opposite side of car. I will be slow to try this, it still freaks me out. Andy is a pro.

-Petrol (gas) for our car is very expensive (about $9 a gallon)so we got a diesel car to save a few Euro.
-All dials go to 11 instead of 10- one of Andy’s favorite things.

- Dinner is a meal size not a time. We were invited to dinner and expected to arrive in the evening but actually they wanted us over right after church. Dinner is the main meal of the day whether it is in the evening or at lunchtime. So if you invite someone for dinner, it doesn’t necessarily need to be in the evening. If you invite someone for “tea” (whether it is in the evening or at lunchtime) a small meal (like lunch) is expected.

-Toilet Paper Labels: US has teddy bears, quilts and babies, Ireland has kittens, puppies and bunnies (we use Kitten Soft, of course)

Food & Such:

-Refrigerators are much smaller, so you shop more often.

-We live about a mile from downtown Castlebar, so we walk to town most days to shop.

-A friend from church has chickens and ducks and is generous with the eggs. Duck eggs are delightful!

-Instant coffee is actually fantastic here…and this coming from an ex barista. We grabbed some in a pinch on our first few days here and have been loving it.

-Mexican food is nearly non-existent with the exception of the occasional tortilla and hot sauce. Even the international food grocers concentrate mostly on Indian and African foods.

-Beans on toast for breakfast…not so bad!

-The Guinness delivery semi arrives in town on Thursdays to gear up for the weekend…with more beer kegs than I have ever seen in my life. It is a double trailer semi flatbed delivery truck. Are there even enough people in town to drink that much beer? Yep.

-The potato is still king and there are surely no shortages! Many Irish know when each type of potato is in season and anticipate when their favorites hit the shelves.

-Rainbows are very common, corned beef the way we are used to is not.

Good News 4 You…and Me!
One of the ministry areas I will be serving is minding the Good News 4 You Christian bookstore that is owned by the Westport church. I am more than excited to be back working in a bookstore environment! Tourist season is quickly approaching and I will have a great opportunity to meet and chat with lot of people.

Another thing I love to do is read the weekly “paper”. With the internet, many now get their news from all sorts of digital media, but there is something about getting your local news locally.

Real Mayo newspaper headlines:

“Ballina Man Stole Wine on Good Friday”
He stole 2 bottles and was found later that evening staggering along the road. The article also says that it was raining at the time and there was poor lighting. I still don’t know what that has to do with the matter but it sets the atmosphere of the story up well I suppose.

“Man head butted security guard after seeing ex in Supermacs”
awww...he was just upset they wouldn't let him in to see his ex. 

“Man Has Two Front Teeth Knocked Out in Brawl”
Turns out the guy who knocked out his teeth via a solid head butt was his good friend.  Probably still is.
What’s with all the head butting?
Welcome to Ireland!

Sunday, March 4, 2012

This is Really Happening


I keep hearing the line in my head from the movie Almost Famous "It's all happening!"
Yesterday we officially booked our flights to Ireland. We depart this country on April 14th.
I can't believe it...it's all happening! We have spent the last 2 years prepping, fundraising, and sharing about our mission to Ireland knowing it was coming to fruition sometime in the future....the distant future. The future just caught up to us and it is becoming very real.
After we hit send and secured our tickets on Aer Lingus, I had a strange reaction. I suddenly felt very overwhelmed. Of course in true Genesis "can't do anything normal" fashion, "overwhelmed" manifested itself not in panic, anxiety, hyperventilation or nervous laughter. No...I developed an acute and speedy case of narcolepsy. I immediately fell asleep. As I now begin the process of planning our departure, I am really afraid I will wake up in a rubbermaid container in our storage unit or in a half packed suitcase wedged between a stack of size 4 Spongebob underwear and my scrapbooks.

I just have so many decisions to make and I am not sure where to start!

How exactly does one pack to relocate to another country? Do you go light, or cram as much as you can into 3 suitcases that weigh 300lbs each? Do you try to stockpile as much American gear as you can or just let it go and resolve to find new ways to outfit your family and home? Do I pack my favorite stainless steel measuring cups, or get revved up to buy ones marked with grams and milliliters? Oh, yeah I think I will enjoy weighing myself in kgs instead of lbs...much smaller number. Leave a comment on any good packing advise, insight or tips. I can really use some perspective.

A far worse problem is how to say goodbye to my family and friends.
I can't think about it at all. I think I am going to fall asleep. I can't really talk about it now.
Please refer to Melyssa's blog entitled "Blarney" for a really good way to manage our goodbyes and understand how I handle them as well. I run. I hide. I deny. I pretend I will see you tomorrow. When you do see me before I go, don't be offended if I seem unemotional or aloof. Just email, blog or write your goodbye in a card and hand it to me on the way out the door so I can keep avoiding the obvious. I will hydrate myself til I am bloated, read it on the plane and cry my way to the Emerald Isle.
I think I need a nap...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Happy Birthday Baby Boy!


Well, it has happened. I am the mother of a four year old. I WANT MY BABY PORKCHOP BACK!!!!! Not really. I have loved every age, so far. And 4 looks to be a fun one.
We took Quinn bowling for his birthday....see the video above for the highlights...or lowlights, or just to see what it is like to bowl with Quinn..... and wait 15 minutes for his ball to reach the pins.
Turn up the volume, baby. You'll be glad you did!
The day ended in the usual balloons, an overabundance of gifts and a chocolate cake coma.
 Here are a few photos for the road!


he's almost a grown man....sniff

Monday, October 17, 2011

Decisions, Decisions

     I am spending the last day of actually being in our apartment catching up on my thoughts before we hit the road again in the morning. We spent this summer in travel mode. We traveled across the States, and Andy traveled to Ireland for 10 days to find the town we will live in and the ministries we will serve. We have been back in Casper for exactly a week and a half. Just enough time to gather our thoughts reflect on decisions we have made and make some big new decisions.

                                                                                                                                        Decision #1: Submit
     I know, I know...that word! It makes my toes curl and my body tense. It even makes this modern American wife barf a little in my mouth. But to me I think I am learning what that word really means and what it doesn't. It does not mean subservient, shutting down your feelings or being blindly obedient as if you don't matter. I just can't make myself be the wife that puts on a fake, smile (with my teeth tightly clenched behind my trembling pursed lips) meekly saying "whatever you say, dear".  God knew what he was doing when He gave me the husband I have. He would never demand anything of me or make me do anything I didn't feel good about. He really does care what this opinionated girl thinks. He sometimes even thinks me wise and insightful...I've got him fooled.
      It's funny, a couple days ago I was spending time with my friend, Kim. She was trying to figure out what the deal was with the idea of submission and exactly what that looks like in her life...like I was. She asked me what I thought it meant.
     For me what submission means is relinquishing my self-centered, only child, "I know best in all situations" will. Its a matter of releasing control and being totally and completely OK with things not always going my way or by my plan, agenda, likes and dislikes. OK, yeah...that was hard to say....even harder to do. It is also allowing my husband, son, friends etc. to do things on their own and not try to save them from every mistake with my advice or intervention. This is so hard to do sometimes because I can be arrogant enough to think I can actually do it all myself so it can get done "right"...whatever that means.

     I tested this submission thing when Andy went to Ireland. I decided to not go with him although I really wanted to. He never asked me not to go, he was actually expecting me to go. I really just wanted him to have uninterrupted time to pray and truly seek God's will for our mission. I knew that if I went I would be so tempted to insert my will into all aspects of the process from where to serve to what town to live in. I know me well enough to know that I will always seek the most comfortable situation....for me. I really wanted God to decide and not me. I just stayed at my mom's with Quinn and prayed for his quest. That, for me, was submission to God and faith in my husband to follow God's lead. He needed to do this, not me, not this time. It was hard. I hated it....well...OK...it did feel kind of good not to have to be in control.  I don't know why it should seem so hard because when I do choose "my way" and force everyone else to go along with it, I never seem to get the results I am hoping for anyway.....go figure.

                                                                                   Decision #2 Where We Will Live in Ireland

     While Andy was in Ireland we planned to communicate via Skype every day of his trip so he could let me know how things were shaping up. That didn't go according to plan either. Hurricanes, power outages and just plain bad signals kept our communication to a minimum. On the 9th day of the trip, Andy emailed me that he knew where we were supposed to live and that he would Skype me later when he got back to the hotel. I couldn't wait! I hope it was someplace dreamy sounding with a big castle nearby. Swords sounded so Camelot, I liked that. What about Limerick, that sounds very Irish or Shannon, very romantic. We couldn't get Skype to work so Andy went to a nearby pub to Instant Message me. I was so excited...
Andy logged on and said "hello" and began to type the name of the town we would be living in. Here it comes, I thought. The anticipation was killing me! Andy clicked send....and I quickly read the name of the unfamiliar town. DUNGHOLE! Seriously!?! I gave up everything and I am moving to Dunghole! Oh great, I get to live in the dunghole of Ireland....it just figures. Then I reread the message....it said Dungloe not Dunghole. Andy explained that it is pronounced (Dune-'low)....whew...that's better. It is a town of about 2000 on the northwest coast on the Atlantic ocean. It looks very sweet, not like a dunghole at all.


Decision #3 Letting Go and Facing the Obvious
When we returned to Casper a week and a half ago we sat down and regrouped after all the travel and planning. We realized that we have been paying rent on an apartment that we have used for 2 weeks this summer. That is a really expensive storage unit. So we have decided to move out at the end of November, after our upcoming trip to Idaho and Oregon. Where will we live? Wherever! Since we spend most of our time on the road anyway, we will get a small storage unit in Indy and be loosely based out of my mom's house. We will mostly be on the road and hopping between friends, family, missionary housing and towns with churches interested in our mission. We are praying about making our final move overseas in 2012. This will be an interesting time for us. Not having a place of our own will be strange. Lucky for us we have dear friends that have been in the same spot and fellow missionaries that are living a similar lifestyle that can help support us. I am learning how to let go of "things" and live out of Rubbermaid containers and suitcases.

Quinn is so unfazed by all the travel.He actually likes it.  He talks about all the people he has met and played with. Because we return to so many places as well, he loves seeing his friends and family over and over again!

Anyone who has advice about how to pack for this new lifestyle of ours, please leave comments. We need all the input we can get from what not to forget to keep with us to tips on making everywhere seem a little like home!

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Weathering Life's Storms

Last night we returned from a marathon trip east for a few appointments for our mission and to visit friends and family. We had a great time and were thrilled that we were able to visit family and friends in NY, MI, IL and IN. Quinn had a ball with his cousin, friends and grandparents that spoiled him silly! What could be better for a happy 3 year old! 

On our way back to WY we ran into some trouble through Nebraska. We pulled off the highway to gas up and take Quinn to potty (again...) and noticed that the skies looked pretty black to the North. We were only about 100 miles from our hotel and this was our last stop. By the time we finished, the black sky was directly over us so we hurried back in the car and got back on the highway. As we were merging into traffic, we heard the tornado sirens going off all around us. We had to make a quick decision. We could either get back off the highway and hunker down until the storm passed or hightail it for the golf ball sized blue sky on the western horizon that we figured was about 20 miles away. We did what we Kohlers do, and hit the gas!
Andy said "I am going to keep my eye on that spot of blue sky and I need you to look to the north for funnel clouds." Every muscle and sphincter in my body tightened as I began my watch. Quinn didn't even notice...he was safe with mommy and daddy. There were layers of dark clouds overhead that were travelling in different directions. The trees and grass were being bent over by the wind to the SW but the low, dark clouds directly overhead were quickly travelling to the NE.  Andy said "that is a recipe for disaster." We kept on heading for that ever growing blue ball of sky even though the wind was rocking our car. Finally there was a break in the sky, the big fluffy white clouds on the horizon were filtering beautiful sunbeams and the darkness was in the rear view mirror. We beat the storm.
When we made it to our hotel I got on the laptop and discovered that there had been tornadoes on 'INTERSTATE 80 BETWEEN MILE MARKERS 357 AND 364' which included the station at which we stopped for gas. It kind of knocked me back a bit when I realized that we just outran a tornado and I felt a sudden surge of gratefulness. Thank you, God!
This got me thinking about the storms we all face in life and how we deal with them.
One of our stops on our trip was to Michigan to visit our dear friends the Williams for a couple of days and see what life was like for them living and working at a Children's Home lovingly caring for 5 teen boys. They gave up everything including their home and possessions to relocate to an unfamiliar state far from home to serve God by being house parents for a gaggle of kids. We were excited to see them and share in their experience. The first night we were there we all gathered around a bonfire, had s'mores, talked, laughed and sang songs to God with the Williams family and their 5 boys. What a great night! It was apparent that even though they experienced plenty of ups and downs caring for teen boys, the Williams provided a safe, loving and Godly home for them. They loved the boys and the boys loved the Williams family. We were excited to see them and sample a bit of what their life was like. What we didn't know was that an unexpected storm was brewing in their life and we were going to be there when it hit.
The next day, the Williams family was fired from their job as house parents with no warning and no tact. The excuse given was cold, slanderous, heartless and unjust (in my opinion) and my suspicion is that the true reason was nothing more than a personality clash. Not only were the boys devastated, the Williams family found themselves in the eye of a serious storm. They were given mere days to pack up what little they still owned and leave the home they had created for the boys that needed and loved them. It was so unfair. It made me angry, sad and devastated for them. But one thing was true, this storm was bad and we needed to pitch in along side of their loving church family to help clean up the aftermath. I believe God designed our trip to fall when this happened. We love the Williams and were blessed to be there for them during their storm. While trying to grieve and deal with the betrayal they felt (not to mention the concern for the boys), they gathered their belongings with grace, held their heads high and moved on faithfully knowing that God still had their best in mind. They weathered their storm.
"He stilled the storm to a whisper; the waves of the sea were hushed."             Psalm 107:29
Lets face it, storms suck. We all face them in our lives whether it be the loss of a job, loss of a loved one, tragedy, illness, or countless others. God never promises that we wont face storms, but through our faith in Jesus we can weather them.

"Then he got into the boat and his disciples followed him. Suddenly a furious storm came up on the lake, so that the waves swept over the boat. But Jesus was sleeping. The disciples went and woke him, saying, “Lord, save us! We’re going to drown!”
He replied, “You of little faith, why are you so afraid?” Then he got up and rebuked the winds and the waves, and it was completely calm.
The men were amazed and asked, “What kind of man is this? Even the winds and the waves obey him!” -Matthew 8:23-27

Monday, May 16, 2011

Mommy's Sweetest Moment Ever


It was 19 years ago today that I married my knight in a shiny Bills hat and I have hardly regretted it at all! He usually tells the same joke about our marriage. "We have been married for 19 years ...and 7 of them have been fantastic!".  I let Andy know that the next time he tells that joke to a group of people that don't know us and surely don't get our humor, that my response will be "...yeah, those 7 years you were in prison were my favorite years too!" That ought to hush him up.
   All kidding aside, I don't think we could have found a better match. It's not that we are so alike or so very different but we balance out each other's strengths and weaknesses. For instance when I cry, he comforts me. When he falls off the treadmill on his face, I laugh hysterically and it takes his mind off the extreme pain. So, you get the point. .
  
OK I think I just had my best mommy moment ever today! The boys let me sleep in (ahhh sweet luxury) and when I awoke from my slumber I came down stairs to my first ever flower picked just for me by my baby boy! I really am a mommy now! I made sure to grab the camera and capture the moment before my little yellow dandelion wilted. Quinn was so proud. He had to check on it several times throughout the day. After his nap he checked it again and it was beginning to close up. We had the talk about flowers going night night and he seemed satisfied.

I love my boys...both of them. I am blessed beyond what I deserve!

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Cooking With Quinn



Our book club has been reading My Life in France by Julia Child and it has inspired me to encourage Quinn's interest in cooking with mommy. He is very good in a classroom setting, has great focus and loves a challenge. He also has a close friend, Luigi, that developed his own brand of marinara at the tender age of 1...so why not! What could it hurt? The following is a sampling of dialog from our latest session including detailed translations for those that may not have as much culinary savvy as Quinn.

QUINN: "Quinny need a towel"

TRANSLATION: "Mother, remember that 2 cups of milk you gave me to pour in? It now measures about 1/3 of a cup..and...well, I told you I needed a towel."

QUINN: "Cheese flies way high!"                     

TRANSLATION: "Mummy, in a brief moment of excitement I flung the 1/2 cup of cheese you entrusted me with about the kitchen. Spoiler alert: you will later find shreds in odd places including various corners you rarely clean, your hair and a few in my Yo Gabba Gabba briefs."

QUINN: "Spoon is swimming in there"

TRANSLATION: "Oh, mom, I inadvertently and completely submerged the spoon in the liquid hot magma boiling on the stove. I fear you will need to fish it out with your fingers before we commence."

QUINN: "I pee pee on potty and get chocolate"

TRANSLATION: "Mother of my heart, I so appreciate the kind reward of M&Ms for my performance on the potty. So much so, I left 3 floating in the dish of cheesy potatoes we are preparing.....mmmmm chocolate."

Oh well, it all goes to the same place anyway. We will just enjoy our chocolate cheesy potatoes as both a side dish and a dessert. I applaud his generosity in sharing his reward and his flair for creative and innovative cooking. Maybe we will sign him up for the next season of Top Chef. I am going to go get the cheese out of my hair now.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Percentages for Dummies

The Christmas season left us well rested, well fed and well loved. I still can’t wrap my mind around the fact that it is 2011 and my baby boy will be 3 in 3 days. He has asked for a birthday tree and a chocolate crocodile cake. I don’t know where he comes up with this stuff but I am willing to give it a shot. Thanks to the post holiday sales I was able to snag a $5 white “birthday” tree and I will have to wing the cake.

Being a currently fundraising future missionary, we have been doing a lot of measuring our progress by percentages. For instance: our mission is 40% funded for our monthly expenses and 100% funded for our transitional expenses …yada yada yada. The problem is that now my mind has been measuring daily life by percentages.

Heres what I mean:


100%- the amount I miss living near my friends and family…enough said

99.5%- The percentage I am sure my sister in law gave Quinn a VTech keyboard and DJ station for Christmas because she knew we would slowly be driven mad. It comes complete with a microphone (that is not actually sung into but inserted into his gob). There is also a way to record your singing and play it to a variety of musical genres including hip-hop, techno and reggae… over and over and over… . Let me try to explain what that sounds like. Get yourself a boiled egg. Now stick it in your mouth…that’s right…all the way in. Now, sing “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” as loud as you possibly can…now get yourself a fresh beat for background music....you got it! Thanks Melinda.

99.4%- Chance Quinn has of never becoming the next American Idol…but it could be much higher

76.9%- Percentage of possessions that Andy sold last summer that I actually know about. I should just be grateful I still have Quinn and both my kidneys.

33%- Percentage of necessary information given by Andy when he is explaining plans he has made for us. Yeah, he never quite gets why I don’t understand what is going on. It must have sounded better in his head.

8.4%- The amount of understanding Quinn has of the true meaning of Christmas. I asked who’s birthday was on Christmas. He said " Cheesus baby”.

2%- The chance I have to be the cool mom among Quinn’s friends. Since we became parents a bit later in life, I expect to hear when picking him up from activities “Hey, Quinn, your grandma is here!” This is also the percentage of excitement I have for turning 41 in a couple of weeks.

.03%- the amount of interest Quinn has in potty training…waaaaaa!!!!

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Rebel Without a Complaint

 
Dressed and ready to party!

...20 minutes later





















We just got back from Silver Creek, NY where we had the joy of celebrating Andy's parents 50th wedding anniversary! We had a ball! It made me realize how few of those celebrations my generation will have. Many people our age are on their 2nd and third marriages. It's kind of sad to think about how disposable marriage has become....wow I'm a real bummer, huh? Anyway, it was so good to see the family and enjoy the festivities together.

 Fall has come and it almost feels like it's about over! How the heck did that happen? The fall foliage has been ripped down and put in the clearance section in all the stores and replaced with Christmas lights, ornaments and synthetic trees...It seems a bit melancholy but oh well, bring on Christmas then!
We were able to do a few fun fall things even though we miss our traditional apple picking and pumpkin patch with the old Idaho gang.

There is nothing like a pile 'o punkins'!

Quinn dug deep to find the one he wanted

We have no complaints about life! Having a two year old is allot of fun. Especially now that he is learning a language that seems somewhat similar to English. Every day he comes up with something I had no idea he even knew!
 Here are a couple of my recent favorites:
When looking out the plane window and noticing how tiny the cars were below: 
"Lookie, we tall tall mountain! Hold On Tight"
When we got off the plane in Denver after leaving NY:
"Oh No! Quinn lost grandma!"
When pretending to be daddy while playing:
 "Quinn go work. Quinn got bible and more stuff. See ya! Back later!"
When I tried to interrupt him to change his stinky diaper:
Back up mommy!  Quinn reading book. Come On!"
When frustrated by a sneeze attack:
"Achoo!... Come On!!!... Achoo!... Come On!!!... Achoo! ...Come On!!!

Quinn was James Dean for Halloween. Not to be confused with the recently departed king of sausage, Jimmy Dean. Although Quinn does enjoy a few crisp slices of bacon on occasion.


 
"Back Up! Get near my candy and I will cut you with my switchblade glow stick. Come On!"


Thursday, September 9, 2010

The Winds of Change

Summer is coming to a close. The days are getting shorter, the temperature is dropping slowly and if you take a moment to notice, you can just barely smell fall in the air. Or maybe that's just wishful smelling. We had a very busy summer including lots of travel, a new job for Andy, an offer on our house and a move to Casper, WY.

The latter two happenings came about in the last three weeks, so I am still spinning a bit. Casper is a 2.5 hour drive north of Cheyenne in a valley the locals lovingly call Paradise Valley...Though I have only lived here less than a week, I have a couple of better names that I will share with you if you would please pardon the "snark". The first that comes to mind is "Wind Valley". I thought Cheyenne was bad. Before we moved to Wyoming, Trudy (of Trudy's Kitchen in Idaho City) asked why we were moving to Wyoming and was I aware that the women in Casper are usually (a) pregnant because there is nothing to do   (b) sporting some huge calves because they are constantly trying to fight the wind just to walk. hmmm. Ok, how about "Could You Please Shut Your Dog Up Valley". I probably don't need to explain that one. Then there is "Teeth Are Optional Valley". That too needs no explanation.
Actually, all snarks aside, Casper is great and we don't really care where God takes us. He always knows what is best for us, so we just go with it. So here's news: I am really trying to work on my complaining nature. Oh yeah, I know you are all laughing right now...well Ha Ha Ha! Mariah shared with me a statistic that the average American complains about 73 times a day.
My first thought was "yeah, that is sooooo true...glad I don't complain that much!"
My second thought:  "...well what IS complaining anyway. Can't you just make factual observations without complaining?".
My third thought: "...boy, why am I getting so defensive with my own thoughts..maybe I really DO need to work on my complaining nature."
My fourth thought: "you are so right, Genesis, you really do complain allot. By the way, why are you talking to yourself?"
One thing I have discovered is that not complaining is easier said than done. All I have to do is get in the car and pull out of the driveway and I am already at 53 complaints. So I have been focusing on the the things I am grateful for and in no way deserve. I have a beautiful son and a husband that loves God more than anything, a great family and fantastic friends, the closing on our house is next week, we have a very well furnished, very affordable apartment thanks to a Christian couple that wanted to house missionaries! We also have a new church in Casper and I already have 2 activities planned with 2 ladies I met this week. But more than anything, I am grateful that I have a loving God and am forgiven...even for complaining.
Before we could move we needed to figure out what to do with our beloved kitty, Salem. He is a sweet lap cat, loves to cuddle, adores Quinn and can catch a mouse in 3.5 seconds. He then smothers them to death by sitting on them...nice. On the other hand, he is 10 years old, will pee on any fabric you leave on the floor and has the worst case of kitty halitosis I have ever smelled, so I didn't have much hope of finding him a new family. Thanks to social networking and living in an area of the country with lots of ranches, Salem has finally gotten a good job! He is now a barn cat companion to a kitty-loving friend. His resume was perfect for the job: over 9 years experience, loves the outdoors and can survive the harshest of winters (he went on a 3 month walk-about in the dead of winter in Idaho City). He has a nice warm barn and a good friend to pet him. I will miss that kitty, and so will Quinn.

So here we sit in Casper: debt free, pet free and ready to get going in this final phase before our mission to Ireland. Andy has settled into his new job and we are continuing our support raising for the mission. Quinn adapts to new situations very easy and is having a good time in his new house. He is also very relaxed due to the fact that he has a jetted tub in his bathroom...seriously.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Awkward Top 10

I have been away from home visiting friends and family for several weeks and have found a new way to entertain myself. I have become addicted to a website called Awkwardfamilyphotos.com. One night I sat in the living room at my moms house laughing so hard I almost peed on my moms couch (which I haven't done for may years, so THAT would be awkward). I decided to compile a list of my favorite awkward family photos. Some of you may find a few of these images a bit familiar.

#10- Awkward Bros
This is what happens when you don't call your friends to tell them what you are wearing and you show up in the EXACT same outfit


#9- Drinking & Driving
bad mommy...bad, bad mommy


#8- The Over Zealous Birthday Party Guest
...Cora takes her parties very seriously


#7- The Licker
Mariah enjoys the taste of babies as well as the smell...it was a good year for both wine and infants


#6- The Gnome
when dad's good fashion intentions go bad


#5- Star Wars Convention
The inevitable light saber up the nose...it happens every year...

#4- Seriously, Mom!!!
I don't know why moms think doing these things to their babies is so funny...but it really IS!


#3- The Motley Crew
Don't be fooled, they always look like this

#2- The Birth Plan
It will be interesting explaining to Quinn that our nephew, Joe, actually gave birth to him...



#1- Border Patrol
We always feel safe at Grampa's house!

Friday, June 18, 2010

Still Kickin' in Cheyenne!




We are still kicking here in Wyoming! We are just over a third of the way funded for our mission to Ireland. Andy has accepted a job working for another pharmaceuticals company to keep us afloat in the meantime. This was not exactly the plan. We intended on relocating back to the other side of the great Mississippi, but you know how it goes...God had other plans. Andy actually tried not to get the job, he even told his boss our future plans to be in the mission field and that he may not be with the company long. No dice...they still wanted him. We are currently still working on selling our house and may have to move at some point to Casper WY for a short time. So this brings up an interesting point. Why is it that every place I swear I will never live, I end up living. When we lived in NY, I told Andy I will never live in Boise, ID and within 3 years we were there. On the way to Boise having never been west of Illinois, I said "at least we aren't moving to Cheyenne, WY", 10 years later here I sit in Cheyenne. I have been calling Casper "the armpit of Wyoming", and now...we may be moving there. Now I am about to have a panic attack because last year I was going on and on about never wanting to move to China. EGAD! Maybe I should start saying I never want to move back to Indiana, and we will magically end up there instead, but I am guessing reverse psychology doesn't work on God.




Tonight Andy and I went on a date and we got a new babysitter for Quinn for a couple hours. Emily is a great gal from the neighborhood that offered to sit to make a few extra dollars for the summer. She is an adorable 16year old that is very sweet and very responsible. What I need to mention about Emily is that she is about 6ft tall, blonde, cute as a button and works as a model in Denver. When she showed up at the door, Quinn was smitten. I think he actually pushed me out of the way to get to her. A transformation came over his face, his dimples became dimplier, his eyes had star shaped twinkles, and I thought I saw him trying to slick back his hair a bit and squeegee his eyebrows with his thumb and forefinger. Needless to say, he didn't even notice we left. When we got back Emily told us that he insisted that she put him in his jammies...come on, really?? When she left, Quinn ran to the door to open it for her, never taking his eyes off of her until she got home (she lives across the street) the entire time calling "Bye Ellie, bye Ellie" over and over. Sheesh.... Some of you out there have experienced Quinn's flirting first hand, it is something to see. You have seen the eye twinkle and the dimples he whips out like a switchblade so you know what I am talking about


So if you would, please take a moment to pray for Quinn and his parents that we will be well equipped for that magical time in his future called puberty. I can't talk about this anymore, I think I am going to be sick. I will leave you with this picture of "lady killer", please use it for inspiration as you pray for us.




Thursday, March 4, 2010

Information Overload..in a good way!



WOW!


Just got back from missions training in Wheaton, IL. It was a ton of info to process but this agency is fantastic. We began each day with a devotional time and prayer for a different area of the world's spiritual needs. TEAM is dedicated to education and life long learning so they kept most of our sessions interesting. We learned so much, I can't even articulate how full my head is. Some of our sessions were cross-cultural studies which Mariah would have loved! One of the concepts that struck me was how Americans seem to naturally assume that other cultures value the same things we do, not so! So interesting.


One of the concepts I loved was the idea to have a "Day of Prayer and Vision" to focus you spiritually in a very specific area. This is an entire day set aside just for you and God. You get away to a hotel or cabin or place to hike away from TV, media, kids, spouses and spend the day in prayer, reflection, meditation, journaling etc., with the goal of just listening to God. Afterward you come up with a plan to work on something specific spiritually or in your personal life. The goal actually has to be achievable...go figure. What a refreshing concept, need it, love it! It makes me feel good that we wont be sent out to flail around. We will have lots of support and accountability from TEAM, our close friends and our sending church.


Quinn did surprisingly well on this long trip. He adapted well to the time change. Most of the other families we were in training with had kids. Quinn preferred to observe the activity, but he enjoyed the kids. He wasn't even the one taking off his clothes and streaking through the room! I am sure that little guy was just preparing to be a missionary in the bush! Too cute! It was a fun group to train with. There were missionaries being sent to India, Chad, Italy, Austria, Taiwan. Philippines and Ireland. Erin Go Bragh!


Now we continue support raising, sell our house and figure out where to live before we go to Ireland. We have several books to read, classes to take, and some spiritual areas to focus on. When we get closer to our financial fund raising goal, we will have another training session. What a wild ride this is! Keep praying for us!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Happy Birthday Quinn!

I can't believe our baby is 2! He is not so sure about the whole birthday thing as you can see from the video, but he does enjoy people...especially kissing people. He tries to kiss everybody, friends, family, the checker at the grocery store, the staff at the hotel...we will have to have the "stranger" talk soon. Surprisingly, with all that kissing, he has not been sick since last Easter... but now that I mentioned it in writing, he is sure to be sick any day now.

For his birthday, we went to visit friends in Homedale, Idaho. Melyssa baked him a cake (which he didn't eat), and Mike made really good ribs (which we all got a taste of after Cora got to them!), and Quinn sucked ketchup off of a hotdog (which he didn't eat) so we all had a great time. I wish we could have stayed a bit longer and visited friends we didn't have a chance to see. The whole drive home Quinn talked about his "RiRi, Ikey, Mawk, and sissy" (that would be Mariah, Isaac, Mark and Sadie to the rest of us). OK, I am not going to get too excited about this.

Quinn wanted to pee pee on the potty so I sat him up there. He seemed comfortable with it, and he may have let a couple of drops go. I remain unconvinced he is ready to tackle this epic adventure but I think he is beginning to understand what the potty is for. I will continue to introduce the idea and see.

Here is a question for you: Why don't moms tell you that the day your child turns 2, the "terrible 2s" begin. Well, it's on like Donkey Kong! Sometimes I think he has lost his mind! He threw his first on the floor, rolling around screaming tantrum...AT CHURCH! Why can't these things happen in the privacy of our own home, why there in front of God, the Holy Trinity and the whole church!?! It wasn't even our church, we were visiting in Middleton, ID! I bet they are all breathing a sigh of relief and are praising the Lord we live in Wyoming with our demon possessed spawn! As soon as we scooped him off the floor and got him strapped in his car seat, he was cooing, and saying "hi, mommy, hi daddy". What is up with that! Is this some sort of sick "first time mommy" rite of passage that your friends and family don't tell you these things? I know you are all laughing at me...you MOMS!