The Christmas season left us well rested, well fed and well loved. I still can’t wrap my mind around the fact that it is 2011 and my baby boy will be 3 in 3 days. He has asked for a birthday tree and a chocolate crocodile cake. I don’t know where he comes up with this stuff but I am willing to give it a shot. Thanks to the post holiday sales I was able to snag a $5 white “birthday” tree and I will have to wing the cake. Being a currently fundraising future missionary, we have been doing a lot of measuring our progress by percentages. For instance: our mission is 40% funded for our monthly expenses and 100% funded for our transitional expenses …yada yada yada. The problem is that now my mind has been measuring daily life by percentages.
Heres what I mean:
100%- the amount I miss living near my friends and family…enough said
99.5%- The percentage I am sure my sister in law gave Quinn a VTech keyboard and DJ station for Christmas because she knew we would slowly be driven mad. It comes complete with a microphone (that is not actually sung into but inserted into his gob). There is also a way to record your singing and play it to a variety of musical genres including hip-hop, techno and reggae… over and over and over… . Let me try to explain what that sounds like. Get yourself a boiled egg. Now stick it in your mouth…that’s right…all the way in. Now, sing “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” as loud as you possibly can…now get yourself a fresh beat for background music....you got it! Thanks Melinda.
99.4%- Chance Quinn has of never becoming the next American Idol…but it could be much higher
76.9%- Percentage of possessions that Andy sold last summer that I actually know about. I should just be grateful I still have Quinn and both my kidneys.
33%- Percentage of necessary information given by Andy when he is explaining plans he has made for us. Yeah, he never quite gets why I don’t understand what is going on. It must have sounded better in his head.
8.4%- The amount of understanding Quinn has of the true meaning of Christmas. I asked who’s birthday was on Christmas. He said " Cheesus baby”.
2%- The chance I have to be the cool mom among Quinn’s friends. Since we became parents a bit later in life, I expect to hear when picking him up from activities “Hey, Quinn, your grandma is here!” This is also the percentage of excitement I have for turning 41 in a couple of weeks.
.03%- the amount of interest Quinn has in potty training…waaaaaa!!!!
Add 100% loved and missed by your Idaho buddies.
ReplyDeleteNow, as for the "grandma" comment...puhleez. You just put that silliness right out of your head! And here is why: The true fountain of youth (and it's not a fountain at all!) is simply not acting your age, and you, my friend, have that perfectly covered (LOL...that's a compliment btw!).
I love you and miss you all! :)
Are you sure you have two kidneys? Really, really?
ReplyDeleteoops, That was Lyssa, by the way. I'm signed in under our work google account.
ReplyDeleteNice to meet you Maple...thats a fancy name...I think I want pancakes...
ReplyDeletei was gonna get freaked out because Maple wrote what i was going to write and then i notice that it is because Maple is one of my sister's personalities. phew. and kel's right, u r so not the grandma/mom type! u r the rockin, artsy mom type that all the kids r gonna love coming over to have snack time with. just whip out some of your olive penguins and they will b your slaves forever! we %110 miss u 2!
ReplyDeleteI am in 100% agreement on the missing you like mad. I also absolutely love the singing description. I can relate to the singing, remember Chug Chug a lee haw? At least he has a love for song, maybe he will be a record producer or something. Love and miss you lots! BTW sent a card for Quinny, but late as usual.
ReplyDelete